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17 changes: 17 additions & 0 deletions Task-3(JS)/index.html
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>

<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
<title>JokeSite</title>
<link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
</head>

<body>
<div id="joke">This is a sample joke</div>
<script src="script.js"></script>
<script src="https://replit.com/public/js/replit-badge.js" theme="blue" defer></script>
</body>

</html>
329 changes: 329 additions & 0 deletions Task-3(JS)/script.js
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let myjokes = [
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 12,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "\"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs.\"\n\"OK.\"\n\"Oh and while you're there, get some milk.\"\nHe never returned.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 18,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": true,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": true
},
"id": 30,
"safe": false,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Hey Girl,\nRoses are #ff0000,\nViolets are #0000ff,\nI use hex codes,\nBut I'd use RGB for you.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 41,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "\"We messed up the keming again guys.\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 20,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.\nIt approaches, and asks \"may I join you?\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 5,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks \"Can I join you?\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 221,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Documentation is like sex:\nWhen it's good, it's very good.\nWhen it's bad, it's better than nothing...",
"flags": {
"nsfw": true,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"safe": false,
"id": 305,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "\"Can I tell you a TCP joke?\"\n\"Please tell me a TCP joke.\"\n\"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 57,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.\nThe bartender asks it: \"What's wrong buddy?\"\n\"Parity error.\" it replies. \n\"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off.\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 24,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 259,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Dark",
"type": "single",
"joke": "I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. \"Are you still holding the ladder?\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 208,
"safe": false,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Misc",
"type": "single",
"joke": "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.\nSo I packed up my stuff and right.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 201,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 42,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 23,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "Eight bytes walk into a bar.\nThe bartender asks, \"Can I get you anything?\"\n\"Yeah,\" reply the bytes.\n\"Make us a double.\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 34,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Pun",
"type": "single",
"joke": "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": true,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 202,
"safe": false,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Programming",
"type": "single",
"joke": "I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 0,
"safe": true,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Dark",
"type": "single",
"joke": "I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're \"being a respectful friend.\" Do it at home and you're \"destroying evidence.\"",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": false,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": true
},
"safe": false,
"id": 274,
"lang": "en"
},
{
"category": "Misc",
"type": "single",
"joke": "What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?\n\nI would tell you....\nBut I don't compare apples to oranges.",
"flags": {
"nsfw": false,
"religious": false,
"political": true,
"racist": false,
"sexist": false,
"explicit": false
},
"id": 233,
"safe": false,
"lang": "en"
}



]

let index = Math.floor(Math.random() * (myjokes.length - 1))
console.log(index)
joke.innerHTML = myjokes[index].joke
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html, body {
height: 100%;
width: 100%;
}


#joke{
background-color: #f5f5f5;
color: #333;
font-size: 1.5em;
font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
padding: 10px;
text-align: center;
width: 100%;
}

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