Hilda

Hilda is milkmaid. She lives in the Town. Her father is the Blacksmith

Dialogue.

Hilda has a lot of dialogue options, but many of them aren't shown in the episode, so it's up to us to fill them in with lots of witty, informative stuff.

When you first talk to Hilda, she says "I am Hilda, I live in the village." Then you get the four following options:

TALK

After you click on 'Talk', you get another four options: external image SsWE6.png

STAND ASIDE

Her only response is ":(" (Rainfly_X)

MADAM, I AM ON A QUEST

This is the option Abed selects in the game. After you select this option, Hilda says: "I have information on many topics." After that, we get yet another four options:

FOR YOUR HAND

"I cannot marry someone I do not truly love."

OR

"Yes yes multiple times yes! We will have so many adorable babies together."

WEAPONS AND UPGRADES

"My father is a blacksmith, you should go and see him if it is Weapons or Upgrades you seek. He is in the Armory at the moment, you should go talk to him."

THRONE OF HAWKTHORNE

In this option, Hilda says:

"The throne is in Castle Hawkthorne, north of here. You unlock the castle with the white crystal of discipline, which you must free from the black caverns."

MORE...

This is the good stuff. After you click on this option, Hilda says: "I have information on many topics."

This is the list of the options found in the episode.

Feel free to edit and add stuff beside each option.

It can be either funny, or informative, with the funny being preferable.

Keep in mind, many of these options can be references to in-game, so if you see anything that you think can be connected to the game, such as an option called 'black lightning', which could be a skill you can get, you can definitely connect the two. Others we have to assume they aren't a part of the game. And after you finish, put your username beside what you wrote in brackets.

All the video game references in the options

NOTE: If an option you wanted to do is already taken, simply place yours underneath the original one. This is why we need to put our usernames in brackets after our suggestions, for the sake of organizational simplicity and to avoid confusion.

• Frog extinction
  • Kill fifty sombrero frogs and I will award you with [Valley of Laziness quest] (cabbo)
  • For the sake of purity, extinction of many species is actively encouraged. If you want to end frogs, that's your prerogative. (streetsahead)
• Ostrich
  • I like ostriches, but also, I don't? I don't support ostriches because they're unfair to pigeons. I guess that's why you never see them on the same continent. [Community Reference: S3EP6, S3EP16] (didory123)
  • Ostriches can run very fast, at almost 70 miles per hour! Understandable though, considering how they're from Africa. (didory123)
  • They say the feather of an Ostrich is a very powerful ingredient when making a Vitality potion, shame there are no brewer's for miles! [Potion Room Hint] (Lyhome) Other parrot
  • Utterly unremarkable, except for its relation to the first parrot. (streetsahead)
  • In the toughest jungle in the world, there are the big time parrots, and then there's the Other Parrots. [Movie Reference: The Other Guys] (didory123)
• Anglerfish
  • Capable of intense and skillful angling. (Rainfly_X)
  • A violent fish, prone to unprovoked aggression. You wouldn't like him when he's anglery. (Gyaruson)
• Seal
  • You can unlock this by getting kissed by a rose on the grey. [Community Reference: S3EP7] (Tyhannasaurus)
  • Find him along the shore of Cinnamon Island, beware the game breaker you may face! [Missingo Reference: Pokemon] (Lyhome)
• Spider
  • What was the spider doing on the baseball field? Catching flies! Hahaha (streetsahead)
  • Oh, we're just gonna make Spiderman black now? So we're just gonna make Spiderman black? We're gonna make Spiderman black now? Why don't we just have Michael Cera play Shaft?? [Reference: Donald Glover standup Weirdo] [unlock Troy Spiderman costume] (didory123)
• Snake
  • Often mistaken for the serpentine creature, Snake is also the code name of a sneaky special ops soldier who is notorious for his mullet and headband bandana. (BuckyBrewer) [Video Game Reference: Metal Gear Solid]
  • I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane! [Movie reference: TV edit of Snakes on a Plane] (levinsonms)
• Parrot
  • This parrot can learn full sentences simply by hearing them once. As such, it is recommended that this parrot be kept away from Pierce Hawthorne. (streetsahead)
  • This is a Norwegian Blue. When not pining for the fjords, it prefers to take long and deep rests on its back. [Television reference: Monty Python's Flying Circus] (levinsonms)
• Swordfish
  • Is an underrated movie starting Wolverine, it's still not as good as Blade which I rated Cool, cool, cool (AFiveSeven)
  • There is a legend about a hidden, mysterious bar on Gay Island that specializes in drinks that turn people into monsters, they say. The password to get in is 'swordfish'. [Movie Reference: Marx Brothers' Horse Feathers] (didory123)
• Rhino
  • Oh, this was just a nickname that I got in college. Don't worry about it. (chrissawyers)
• Magic carpet
  • May refer to the club on Gay Island, or the heterosexual sex position. It's funny like that. (Rainfly_X)
  • The last time we saw one of those it ridden by a a most unusual man. Always looking for the talking horse Smith. [Ultima reference] (Muugin)
  • Almost always piloted by friendly yet sexually ambiguous Glee club instructors. [Community Reference: S3EP10] (streetsahead)
• Rocket shop
  • Recently cleaned out by some of the classless Arabs. But if one of these rockets happened to fall on your foot, you'd get pretty bad mistletoe. (streetsahead)
• Albatross
  • Albatrosses are one of the biggest birds found in the world, their wingspans ranging up to almost 12 feet. Many species of albatross are facing extinction, therefore they must never be hunted. (didory123)
  • Albatrosses are one of the biggest birds found in the world. Many species of albatross are close to extinction, therefore they MUST be hunted. (ryneweir)
• Ladder bug
  • You can save on ladders if you place them on every other block. Unless Notch fixed that... (austinofdoom)
  • Welcome...to ladders (applause sound effect) [Community Reference: S3EP19] (didory123)
• Hidden pipe
  • Don't let your mother find this. (BigChangTheory)
• Subcon vase
  • You're seriously not going through every option are you? Go kill a blacksmith or something, stop wasting your game time talking to me. (didory123)
  • Breaking this vase forces you into a dream-like state, filled with your subconscious. [Video Game Reference: Super Mario Bros. 2 - the game was a dream] (Gyaruson)
  • Commonly used to store money, items and various equipment. [Video Game Reference: Legend of Zelda] (Gyaruson)
• Magic flute
  • Also known as an Ocarina, playing beautiful music with this item can produce numerous spells, especially when used by elven folk. (BuckyBrewer) [Video Game Reference: Legend of Zelda]
  • Playing one of these may cause you to be transported to far off worlds that will frustrate you even more (ryneweir) [Video Game Reference: Super Mario Bros. 3]
  • Playing a magic flute may wake up the beast known as a Snorlax. [Video Game Reference:Pokemon] (Bobkanob)
• Star zone
  • In my opinion, there is only one star worth studying. It is a black hole called Sagittarius A, located in the center of our galaxy and has the density of 40 suns. Just like my wiener. [Community Reference: S1EP6] (didory123)
• Rashes
  • OSCAR (streetsahead)
  • I'm not getting flustered, these things on my chest are just rashes. I'm allergic to beans. [Community Reference: S2EP23] (didory123)
• Zits
  • Like pimples, but too small to pop. Can only be cured with healing salve or potion. Caused by poor breeding, or contact with minorities and/or frogs. (Rainfly_X)
• Pimples
  • Zits big enough to pop manually without wasting a healing potion on. Each one reduces your maximum health as long as it's present; zits do not until they grow into pimples. (Rainfly_X)
  • Whenever Magnitude gets a pimple, do you know he does? He POP-POPS them! (Academania)
• Dark queen
  • A bi-racial woman formerly wed to the incompetent Pierce. Rumor has it that her castle is fully impregnable, so approaching her realm is not recommended. [Community Reference: S1EP14] (streetsahead)
• Mechanical
  • Mechanical skill unlocks the ability to craft certain objects, from weapons to utensils to forklifts. The more skill, the more complex things you can craft. (Rainfly_X)
  • The Mechanical age, The Stoneship age, The Channel Wood age, and The Spaceship age are all levels from the game Myst (Eighthmaster)
  • All you have to do is remember the tower rotation! [Videogame Reference: Myst] (Eighthmaster)
• Stoneship
  • Theoretically indestructible... but if you do manage to pop a hole in it, it will sink like a rock. (Rainfly_X)
  • The Mechanical age, The Stoneship age, The Channel Wood age, and The Spaceship age are all levels from the game Myst (Eighthmaster)
  • The third level of Myst, all the player really has to do empty a chest full of water, let it float up to the top of a light house, and then unlock it with a key that is nailed to a stairwell [Videogame Reference: Myst] (Eighthmaster)
• Channel wood
  • With practice, one could theoretically use stones and spare wood to craft a spear. If hit by this spear, flashing red over and over and death would likely be the result (streetsahead)
  • This is a local TV channel on Gay Island. I think it's predominantly catered to people who remodel their homes. I think... (Academania)
  • The second level of the game Myst this level takes place in Ewok homes[Videogame Reference: Myst] (Eighthmaster)
  • The Mechanical age, The Stoneship age, The Channel Wood age, and The Spaceship age are all levels from the game Myst (Eighthmaster)
• Space ship
  • The question isn't 'space' ship.... it's 'time' ship. [Community Reference: Inspector Spacetime] (didory123)
  • Legend has it that, in the future, two cardboard boxes capable of incredible evasive maneuvers become space ships! [Community Reference: S2EP4] (fanjeta123)
  • The Mechanical age, The Stoneship age, The Channel Wood age, and The Spaceship age are all levels from the game Myst (Eighthmaster)
  • Don't even bother with the maze from this level, just Bing it and be done with the game! [Videogame Reference: Myst] (Eighthmaster)
• Old man trainer
  • There is a man who can train you in the ways and secrets of the game... but he is very, very lazy. (Rainfly_X)
  • It is said if you wander deep enough into the forest just outside of town, a per-curious old man will stop you and swiftly explaining how you "Gotta catch em' all!" [Pokemon Reference] (Lyhome)
  • Not as useful as two old man trainers, unless you have one foot. (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants)
• Fly on a bird
  • Someone said that using HM02 on a flying-type will teach it 'Fly'...Apparently it's also very effective against grass-types in battle as well...Unfortunately, I don't think that will help you on this particular journey. (BuckyBrewer) [Video Game Reference: Pokemon]
  • Boosted up an HM. It contained Fly. Teach Fly to a Pokemon? [Video Game Reference: Pokemon] (evman50)
• Cinnamon island
  • Just off the coast of Gay Island, but with more male prostitutes. (streetsahead)
  • If you look long and hard just off the coast, you'll see as they like to be called "Trainers" aimlessly flopping about just along the shore like a beached fished. [Pokemon Reference: Missingo] (Lyhome)
  • So called because the air there is 20% cinnamon - better bring a gas mask. [Community reference: 2x11] (SoWhy)
• Seal along the shore
  • There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea, on Gay Island. It warded against seals, but now that the tower is gone, the seals have overtaken the beaches. If you're going there, beware. [Community Reference: S3EP7] (spla08)
• Black lightning
  • This lightning can jump much higher than normal lightning. (DaSpectre)
  • Unlike regular lightning, black lightning has trouble from nine to five. (Lyhome)
  • Discovered and named by Sir Gilliam Arthur Black. The lightning is actually a vibrant pink and smells vaguely of cheese. (TheDanefromSpain)
• Hornet
  • Obese and green. He tried to call me for my hand in marriage yesterday, but the signal was buzzy. (streetsahead)
  • MissingNo [Video Game Reference: Pokemon] (didory123)
  • When stung by a bee or a hornet, check to see if the stinger is still present. If so, remove it using a credit card or blunt knife, and then control swelling by icing the area. If allergic symptoms are present, call 911. Or don't if you want, I'm not your boss. [Community Reference: S3EP21] (didory123)
• Shredder
  • Local leader of the clan of foot soldiers. Often wears sharp armor and fights mutant turtles. [Reference: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] (BuckyBrewer)
• Avenger
  • Can come in many shapes and sizes: A hulk. A demi-god. A super soldier. Master assassins. Perhaps even a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist in a suit of armor. [Movie Reference: The Avengers] (BuckyBrewer) [Maybe if you're playing as Jeff, the Seacrest Hulk costume could be unlocked here?] (didory123)
• Wine hat
  • A powerup that allows the user to become disoriented and use bad judgement. Understandably, it is rarely utilized (streetsahead)
  • An upper-class version of the beer helmet, forsaking defense and practicality for comfort and being pretentious. (TheDanefromSpain)
  • A hat that can be used to dispense no-no juice. [Community Reference: S2EP19] (levinsonms)
• Magic feather
  • Power-up Item that gives plumbers the ability to hover and fly. (BuckyBrewer)
  • My uncle use to say that all feathers has some kind of magic in them, I remember he was always close by but never really in sight. Often he smelt of weird chemicals. [Potion Room Hint] (Lyhome)
• Raccoon clothes
  • Power-up Item that gives plumbers the ability to transform into a stone statue. (austinofdoom)
  • Some bald guy with glasses left them lying around. Dad told me not to touch them. [Community Reference: The Dean's many fetishes] (SoWhy)
• Running jump
  • Often it is necessary to take a running start before attempting to leap over gaps in the terrain [depending on whether or not that's actually true in the game] (cabbo)
• Collect all blue coins
  • Coins are generally yellow. One would have to be daft, drunk, or both to think that blue coins were a good idea. (streetsahead)
  • All coins in the world are blue now. snicker All coins are blue. [Community Reference: S1EP5] (didory123)
• Island of annoying voices
  • Surprisingly, there are actually worse places to take a vacation, like Africa and Greenland. But not that many. (Rainfly_X)
  • Located east of Gay Island, it is where bespectacled bald men karaoke their victims to death. [Community Reference: S3EP7] (spla08)
  • Located due west of the Cave of Frozen Memories. [Community Reference: S2EP11] (Gyaruson)
  • Careful, I heard the Glee club hides out there. You should really buy some earmuffs before visiting there. [Community Reference: S3EP10] (SoWhy)
• Hot tub end boss
  • Would that this hot tub were a time hot tub! [Community Reference: S2EP9] (DaSpectre)
  • It will make you wet. [SNL Reference: S09EP04] (Gyaruson)
• Mustached mushroom
  • Beware: If ingested and side effects last longer than 4 hours, you should call your doctor immediately or go to the nearest emergency room. (BuckyBrewer)
  • It's dangerous to take this! Go alone (along). [Video Game Reference: Legend of Zelda] (redecho)
• Bell toss
  • A festival to keep the dark realm sealed from this world (mechabot4)
  • Once you get a bell, you can toss it at your enemies. It probably won't be of any use but then again, why would you want to toss bells at enemies anyway? (SoWhy)
• Charged fireball
  • Hold down the button for longer before you release a fireball to do more damage. Not too long, though, or it could explode in your hands! (Rainfly_X)
• Time bombs
  • Explosives so powerful that they can tear the fabrics of time and space! They can't be bought in any old shop [olde shoppe?!], mind you... (fanjeta123)
  • Some stuff that crazy Inspector-guy left lying around in . [Reference to Inspector Spacetime -> possible quest indication?] (SoWhy)
  • Tick......Tick......Tick. (Bobkanob)
• Rock punch
  • A drink native to the people of the Black Caves. (chrissawyers)
  • A dink the native people of Black Caves like to have when they run out of grapes. (chrissawyers)
  • A drink native to the people of the Black Caves. Not nearly as strong as the Falcon punch. (redecho)
  • A sex move. (evman50)
• Blue fire
  • For the pyromaniac who just has everything. (streetsahead)
  • I saw many blue flames that night! Oh the horror, THE HORROR! [Reference to Hilda's Home burning] (Lyhome)
  • I sell propane and propane accessories. [King of the Hill] (evman50)
• Green fire
  • Also known as wildfire, a liquid substance that burns everything it touches, from metal to wood to flesh to bone. An extremely dangerous substance, it can be used with devastating effect when used as a weapon as shown during the Battle of Blackwater Bay. Cannot be quenched with water, it is a highly unstable and destructive substance that requires delicate handling. [TV Reference: Game of Thrones] (didory123)
  • For younger brothers who get the other colour of overalls [Video Game Reference- Super Mario Bros.] (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants)
• Purple fire
  • The substance which burns with a cold, purple flame takes many years to prepare, and isn't really worth the effort. (cabbo)
  • There are many things that purple fire is. Traditional fire is not one of them. (icanhas)
  • If you begin to see flames of this color you can be sure that the flying elephants you saw previous to that were not as friendly as you originally thought. (Lyhome)
• Boring regular old fire
  • Some say boring old fire is dangerous and can cause burns, being the daughter of a blacksmith I am immune to fire. (AFiveSeven)
  • Be careful when handling torches! You have no idea how many accidental torch-throwing incidents we have in this town. We're on our fourth blacksmith already! (didory123)
  • Boring, regular and old. Remind you of anyone? (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants)
• Flying war ships
  • Nebuchadnezzar, Caduceus, Logos, Osiris, Vigilant, Hammer, Mjolnir. God, I am so high right now. [Movie Reference: The Matrix] (didory123)
  • The Millennium Falcon may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts. [Movie Reference: Star Wars] (Lyhome)
• Clown face helicopter
  • Koopa, koopa, koopa. I'm sorry, what was the question? [Video Game Reference: Super Mario] (didory123)
  • An helicopter commonly use by homosexuals to and from Gay Island.
• Teeter totter flying floor
  • Say it out loud 10 times, really fast. (didory123)
  • Teeter totter flying floor, Teeter totter flying floor,Teeter totter flying floor, Teeter totter flying floor,Teeter totter flying floor, Teeter totter flying floor,Teeter totter flying floor, Teeter totter flying floor,Teeter totter flying floor, Teeter totter flying floor. See now that wasn't so hard was it?! (Lyhome)
  • This random string of words may be more important than you think. Or it could just sound funny. [Possible secret password?] (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants)
• Unstable bath
  • This is what Gruntilda used to brew her potions in. Would probably explain why she never got the better of that bird and bear! If you must mix potions yourself, please use a cauldron. (fanjeta123)
  • I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy... Y'see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic. It will, however, dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So, there's that... [TV Reference: Breaking Bad S1E2] in which a bath becomes unstable and falls to the floor below. (Academania)
• Impervious to lava
  • Nobody is impervious to lava. If you discover a way to shoot lava, then you better use it to weaken and destroy your enemies. (BuckyBrewer)
  • But little that Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B was only playing possum, due to the fact that she was impervious to lava. [Movie Reference: Kill Bill Vol. 2] except switched "bullets" to "lava" (Academania)
• Underwater exploration
  • Anyone can explore underwater for a little while. Those who find ways to take the air with them, though, truly rule the sea. (Rainfly_X)
  • Don't you just hate it when you go underwater exploring in the Atlantic only to find a bunch of murderous, bubble-head terminators with drills for a hand? [Video Game Reference: BioShock] (didory123)
  • You don't want to know about that. Because, and let's face it, underwater levels suck. (Gyaruson)
  • Ben Drowned; You shouldn't of done that. [Reference to "Ben Drowned. If you can think of somewhere better to put it, please do.] (ArthurPDent)
• Hover puppy
  • Comfortable footwear, or magic levitation shoes? Why not both! (Rainfly_X)
  • A playful companion. (Gyaruson)
• Giant ant dance club
  • If you're asking about the giant ant-dance club, you should ask the ant dancers. If you're asking about the giant ant's dance club, I wouldn't recommend it.(icanhas)
  • Square Dancing Made Easy: Step 1, don't square dance. Done! Wasn't that easy? [Video Game Reference: Cthulhu Saves the World] (echiro-oda-fan)
  • It is a cruel and unusual way to spend time, but the giants of the lands of Yesterfar are a proud people who hold their traditions dear, no matter what the ants think. Rhythmically crushing ants does have a certain subtle grace though. (TheDanefromSpain)
  • No one knows if the ants are giant, or the dance club is.... (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants
• Good karma quests
  • This option is found at the top of the dialog tree [Video Game Reference: Bioware/Mass Effect] (Muugin)
  • These quests take significantly longer than normal quests, and will often net you no actual benefit. (Gyaruson)
  • A pilgrimage will wipe you clean of all bad karma and also allows the gods to keep their thumb in your ass for just a little bit longer. SIN, SIN, SIN! (Lyhome)
• Fun quests
  • Some NPCs have better quests than others. If you find one with good quests, keep coming back to him/her for more. (Rainfly_X)
  • Also known as "Bad karma Quests". (Gyaruson)
• Unkillable bears
  • Much like normal bears but they can't be killed. They are the biggest threat to our national security. (DaSpectre)
  • "I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!" [Stephen Colbert quote] (redecho)
  • Made you look. All bears are very killable. Just watch out for the antiphysics horse. (echiro-oda-fan)
  • We told them that "The right to arm bears" was a typo. Now we're the ones stuck with gun-toting, unkillable bears.(TheDanefromSpain)
• Antiphysics horse
  • I've heard tales of a cold, snowy place where brave-hearted adventurers such as yourself might find a horse which can walk straight up a vertical slope... [Video Game Reference: Skyrim] (icanhas)
  • A homemade antimatter bomb in the shape of a horse. The reason for this is lost with the civilization who decided it was ok to let them breed and take over. Luckily for you they are mostly extinct now.(echiro-oda-fan)
• Bubble attack
  • Defeat Bubble Man, and it's yours! (austinofdoom)
  • I'm not your black, 50 years old cosmic mentor, go find someone else to teach you some murderous magic skills, Seinfeld. [Community Reference: S1EP1] (didory123)
  • Used to capture dragon flies, very unhelpful in any other pursuit. [Video Game Reference: Spyro] (echiro-oda-fan)
  • Common move learned by low level animal slaves [Video Game Reference- Pokemon] (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants)
  • A spray of bubbles hits the foe. It may lower the foe’s Speed stat. [Video Game Reference - Pokemon] (evman50)
• Leaf attack
  • Defeat Wood Man, and it's yours! (austinofdoom)
  • I'm not your black, 50 years old cosmic mentor, go find someone else to teach you some flashy magic skills, Seinfeld. [Community Reference: S1EP1] (didory123)
  • A totally kick-ass attack, should the leaves finally rise up and try to take over the world. (TheDanefromSpain)
• Time freeze attack
  • Defeat Flash Man, and it's yours! (austinofdoom)
  • I'm not your black, 50 years old cosmic mentor, go find someone else to teach you some fancy magic skills, Seinfeld. [Community Reference: S1EP1] (didory123).
  • One of the many spells used by the by the red dragon Draconis. (Bobkanob)
  • Time freezes at a temperature of minus 15 degrees Kelvin, which is ridiculous, dangerous and probably impossible. Why would you want to know about such things? (TheDanefromSpain)
  • Black hedgehogs use the power of over-sized emeralds to do this attack. Weird, right? [Video Game Reference- Sonic Adventure 2] (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants)
• Metal blade attack
  • Defeat Metal Man, and it's yours! (austinofdoom)
  • I might be able to teach you something like that, for a fee. [After the player pays] My father is a blacksmith, and a renowned swordsman. Tell him you're a friend of mine, and he might have a little something for you. [Since everybody who plays the game is definitely gonna try to murder the blacksmith, I thought we could have a little bonus if you decided not to kill him] (didory123)
  • I'm not your black, 50 years old cosmic mentor, go find someone else to teach you some deadly magic skills, Seinfeld. [Community Reference: S1EP1] (didory123)
  • If I am correct, he works for Redbeard Amusements. Oh, "Metal Blade Attack?" My apologies, I thought you said something else. [Community Nod to Blade from S3E15.] (Academania)
• egg treatment
  • Whipped egg whites can draw venom out of a wound or even the pores. If a poison doesn't kill you before the eggs suck it out, you may well survive the encounter. (Rainfly_X)
  • The treatment of eggs is so terrible. Why must we beat them? (evman50)
• blue poultry
  • Blue poultry is the most loyal of all domesticated fowl. It can only be tamed by nice guys, like yourself.(icanhas)
  • Depite its name, blue poultry is actually a bright ornage. Assumptions, assumptions. (max100101)
• the chicken lady
  • Raises chickens in a barn in town. Uses their feathers to create her downy, ridiculous costumes. Claims they are "comfy." May be a man. (Rainfly_X)
  • Makes the best chicken fingers around, some people say she is running a black market on them. (funkygorilla93)
• forest fungus
  • A common ingredient in potions. Almost instantly lethal when not prepared properly, so don't eat them raw. (Rainfly_X)
  • An substance commonly smoked and eaten by fully grown adult hippies.(Ezeled42)
• wild children
  • These monsters will eventually grow into fully adult hippies, but don't expect them to mature. As children they are faster and more cunning. (Rainfly_X)
  • It's a good idea to take Odd Mushrooms from pale old guys [Video Game Reference: Megaman 2] (Muugin)
  • If seen a swift kick to the face should stunt them from getting any closer. (Lyhome)
  • Watch out for a bright and coincidentally-diverse - Hispanics not withstanding - ragtag group of lovable misfits. [Community Reference - S3E08] (Academania)
  • Encountered in tall grass. [Video Game Reference- Pokemon] (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants)
• trippy potions
  • Alter your perception of the world with hallucinations. Only after these wear off can you get an accurate idea of what happened during the trip. (Rainfly_X)
  • Would you like some "trippy" potions? [Open choice box]
  • Yes: Here ya go, free of charge. [You receive a rainbow colored potion] {Upon drinking you're costume changes instantly} (Lyhome)
  • No: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was dealing with the Beastmaster here! [Community Reference: S1EP7] (didory123)
  • How long does Peyote last? Just... asking for a friend... [Community Reference S3EP19] (Gyaruson)
• pharmacist
  • Has a natural skill for inventing potions and an extensive repertoire of knowledge. Cooking without a pharmacist advising you is... inadvisable. (Rainfly_X)
  • I hear there is a Dildopolis on Gay Island. Go there if you must. [Community Reference: S2E13] (Academania)
  • It seems almost any meth head can become one of these in today's day and age, hell half their damn labs are right under are noses! [Potion Room Hint] (Lyhome)
  • There is a man that many refer to as "Star-Burns". But he prefers to be called "Alex". (Bobkanob)
• sawing small trees
  • Small trees don't provide a lot of wood (and all of it too green to burn properly), but they can be cut down quickly, and are good for making smoke signals. (Rainfly_X)
• carpenter camps
  • Where the Poles are sent to harvest wood in their dirty poverty. Also a few Gypsies. If you must enter such a camp, guard your possessions constantly. (Rainfly_X)
  • A fine place to spend a weekend. Just leave before the rainy days and Mondays. They will get you down. [Music Reference: The Carpenter's: "Rainy Days and Mondays"] (Gyaruson)
• broken swords
  • You're looking for a broken sword? You should ask an incompetent blacksmith for a really long one and try to crack it over someone's head. (icanhas)
  • My father the blacksmith can repair any broken or damaged items. (Gyaruson)
• giant rock monster
  • You would expect a giant rock monster to be dangerous, but the one on top of the volcano nearby is actually a fairly competent blacksmith with some vision issues...(icanhas)
  • Slightly bigger than the not-as-big-as-the-giant-rock-monster rock monster but not as big as the giant rock monster XL (SoWhy)
  • Formerly known as the large rock monster, but lately it has gained some weight. (TheDanefromSpain)
• frog prescriptions
  • [tells you an in-game recipe that uses frogs as ingredients (see: Items)] (didory123)
  • If you want to make a frog prescription, you need a frog. But you'd be surprised how quickly those things go bad. (icanhas)
  • If you happen to find a frog, give it a lick. You'll go to a whole other world!
• vision medication
  • Do you have poor eyesight? Is that why you keep staring at my chest? (icanhas)
  • Filling this prescription will get you lens-free glasses. [Community Reference: S03EP22] (Gyaruson)
• brick vouchers
  • For really big projects, the blacksmith in town gives you a voucher written on a piece of paper. A really big blacksmith would probably need a big pencil... or he could just chisel it into a brick. (icanhas)
  • If you find one of them, you can exchange it for a brick at the brick-shop at the other town. (SoWhy)
• extra large swords
  • You know what they say. The bigger the sword, the bigger the man. (fawltywiring)
  • You know what they say, the bigger the sword...the bigger the identity crisis. (MikeDeM)
  • You know what they say, the bigger the sword...Why are you still look at me like that, I thought you knew! (Lyhome)
  • Oh, you know Cloud Strife? [Videogame Reference to Cloud's Buster Sword: @http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=final fantasy VII] (Academania)
  • Well you know what they say about men with big swords...uh, they say...damn, you got a big sword there. [Fresh Prince of Bel-Air] (max100101)
• Magnitude
  • Pop! Pop! (Bobkanob)
  • Stands for magnetic attitude. He's a one man party and a one man party can't be in an alliance, that's a paradox. I wouldn't recruit him to your team. [Community References- S02E17, S02E24] (AnthonyCoolCoolCoolPants)
  • Cornelius of Castle Hawkthorne has giant death rays at his disposal. Your armor can't repel the firepower of that magnitude! [Movie reference: Star Wars Episode VI] (levinsonms)

3. I WILL WEAR YOUR SKIN

I'd imagine saying this would either have her freak out and start running away (same animation as when shes freaked out by the blacksmith building burning down, running towards it) or have her just ignore it and bring up the list of topics she has information on (nonisredael)

A duel entices between Hilda and the player, although Hilda is vanquished quickly after a few hits. [Player is given "Skin Wrapped Blade" as a usable weapon.] (Lyhome)

"Please don't" (arussoh)

"But then how will I wear it?" (Gyaruson)

4. I AM DONE WITH YOU

"How unjustifiably rude!" slap to the face (or any more easily animated gesture of disgust) (streetsahead)

"I will be here if you need further assistance." (Gyaruson)

OPTION 2: Command

This is probably the custom code thing that you can get after you max out her affection levels. In the game, Abed creates whole bunch of new options for himself, like shown here:

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Prior to maxing out Hilda's affection: " How dare you! You can't tell me what to do! Who do you think you are?" (chrissawyers)

After too many requests within a given time frame: "Get it yourself!" (arussoh)

"I could have fended for myself in the wilderness instead of this" (troyandabedandgabbie) OPTION 3: Inventory

"You do not own me. I am an independent woman." (arussoh)

Abed and Hilda staying together:

A first draft of the Abed-Hilda conversation that makes him stay with her. Reference number 103 I think on the dev-wiki

“I wish you luck on your journey warriors, Please help free us from this racist dictator. You must dethrone him by finding the White Crystal which is hidden within the depths of the Black Caves. You must travel east, but be warned, there are many who will try and stop you from completing your task”. “I must go now the night is coming and I need to construct fire before the Hippies venture deeper into the forest”. [She turns] “Farewell and good luck” Abed: “Wait, I shall stay here with you”. Hilda: “What?” Abed: “You said that if you married a villager then you wouldn’t have to leave. So I’ll stay, marry me Hilda.” Hilda: “Are you sure?” [Yes or No Box appears] [yes is highlighted} Hilda: “Thank you, Oh Thank you FRIEND 5” [since he hasn’t maxed out trust and friend levels] Abed: “You guys go on ahead, I’m sure that we will see each other again one day. Right now Hilda needs me more than you do” Annie: “Umm… Ok?”

I put it into the game format if it help