diff --git a/lib/feeb/db/schema.ex b/lib/feeb/db/schema.ex
index ce57e5c..4e802b9 100644
--- a/lib/feeb/db/schema.ex
+++ b/lib/feeb/db/schema.ex
@@ -74,10 +74,20 @@ defmodule Feeb.DB.Schema do
         |> Map.new()
         |> Map.keys()
 
+      after_read_fields =
+        Enum.reduce(normalized_schema, [], fn {field, {_, opts, _}}, acc ->
+          if after_read = opts[:after_read] do
+            [{field, after_read} | acc]
+          else
+            acc
+          end
+        end)
+
       @schema normalized_schema
       @modded_fields modded_fields
       @sorted_cols sorted_cols
       @virtual_cols virtual_cols
+      @after_read_fields after_read_fields
 
       if is_nil(Module.get_attribute(__MODULE__, :derived_fields)) do
         @derived_fields []
@@ -90,6 +100,7 @@ defmodule Feeb.DB.Schema do
       def __schema__, do: @schema
       def __cols__, do: @sorted_cols
       def __virtual_cols__, do: @virtual_cols
+      def __after_read_fields__, do: @after_read_fields
       def __table__, do: @table
       def __context__, do: @context
       def __modded_fields__, do: @modded_fields
@@ -260,6 +271,7 @@ defmodule Feeb.DB.Schema do
     schema = model.__schema__()
     table_fields = model.__cols__()
     virtual_fields = model.__virtual_cols__()
+    after_read_fields = model.__after_read_fields__()
     fields_to_populate = if fields == [:*], do: table_fields, else: fields
 
     # TODO: Test this a lot...
@@ -290,9 +302,9 @@ defmodule Feeb.DB.Schema do
     values =
       fields_to_populate
       |> Enum.zip(row)
-      |> Enum.map(fn {field, v} ->
+      |> Enum.map(fn {field, raw_value} ->
         {type_module, opts, _mod} = Map.fetch!(schema, field)
-        {field, type_module.load!(v, opts, {model, field})}
+        {field, type_module.load!(raw_value, opts, {model, field})}
       end)
 
     model
@@ -300,6 +312,7 @@ defmodule Feeb.DB.Schema do
     |> Map.put(:__meta__, %{origin: :db})
     |> add_missing_values(table_fields, fields_to_populate)
     |> add_virtual_fields(virtual_fields, schema)
+    |> trigger_after_read_callbacks(after_read_fields)
   end
 
   def cast_value!(schema_mod, schema, field, raw_value) do
@@ -376,4 +389,14 @@ defmodule Feeb.DB.Schema do
       Map.put(acc, field_name, value)
     end)
   end
+
+  defp trigger_after_read_callbacks(struct, []), do: struct
+
+  defp trigger_after_read_callbacks(struct, after_read_fields) do
+    Enum.reduce(after_read_fields, struct, fn {field, callback}, acc ->
+      old_value = Map.get(struct, field)
+      new_value = apply(struct.__struct__, callback, [old_value, struct])
+      Map.put(acc, field, new_value)
+    end)
+  end
 end
diff --git a/priv/test/migrations/test/241020150201_friends.sql b/priv/test/migrations/test/241020150201_friends.sql
index 7e58000..461919c 100644
--- a/priv/test/migrations/test/241020150201_friends.sql
+++ b/priv/test/migrations/test/241020150201_friends.sql
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 CREATE TABLE friends (
   id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
-  name TEXT
+  name TEXT,
+  sibling_count INTEGER
 ) STRICT, WITHOUT ROWID;
diff --git a/test/db/schema_test.exs b/test/db/schema_test.exs
index 564b271..992bbe1 100644
--- a/test/db/schema_test.exs
+++ b/test/db/schema_test.exs
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ defmodule DB.SchemaTest do
 
   describe "generated: __cols__/0" do
     test "includes all non-virtual fields in order" do
-      assert [:id, :name] == Friend.__cols__()
+      assert [:id, :name, :sibling_count] == Friend.__cols__()
 
       assert [
                :boolean,
@@ -123,4 +123,18 @@ defmodule DB.SchemaTest do
       assert monica.repo_config == expected_repo_config
     end
   end
+
+  describe "after_read" do
+    test "columns with after_read are post-processed", %{shard_id: shard_id} do
+      DB.begin(@context, shard_id, :read)
+
+      joey = DB.one({:friends, :get_by_name}, "Joey")
+      rachel = DB.one({:friends, :get_by_name}, "Rachel")
+      pheebs = DB.one({:friends, :get_by_name}, "Phoebe")
+
+      assert joey.sibling_count == 7
+      assert rachel.sibling_count == 2
+      assert pheebs.sibling_count == 1
+    end
+  end
 end
diff --git a/test/db/sqlite_test.exs b/test/db/sqlite_test.exs
index 5b7ad61..9403177 100644
--- a/test/db/sqlite_test.exs
+++ b/test/db/sqlite_test.exs
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@ defmodule Feeb.DB.SQLiteTest do
     test "returns an entry if found", %{c: c} do
       {:ok, stmt} = SQLite.prepare(c, "SELECT * FROM friends WHERE id = ?")
       :ok = SQLite.bind(c, stmt, [1])
-      assert {:ok, [1, "Phoebe"]} == SQLite.one(c, stmt)
+      assert {:ok, [1, "Phoebe", nil]} == SQLite.one(c, stmt)
     end
 
     test "returns nil if not found", %{c: c} do
diff --git a/test/support/db/schemas/friend.ex b/test/support/db/schemas/friend.ex
index 2cc960d..1517e4b 100644
--- a/test/support/db/schemas/friend.ex
+++ b/test/support/db/schemas/friend.ex
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ defmodule Sample.Friend do
     {:id, :integer},
     {:name, :string},
     {:divorce_count, {:integer, virtual: :get_divorce_count}},
+    {:sibling_count, {:integer, nullable: true, after_read: :get_sibling_count}},
     {:repo_config, {:map, virtual: :get_repo_config}}
   ]
 
@@ -38,4 +39,17 @@ defmodule Sample.Friend do
         0
     end
   end
+
+  def get_sibling_count(_, %{name: name}) do
+    case name do
+      "Joey" ->
+        7
+
+      "Rachel" ->
+        2
+
+      _ ->
+        1
+    end
+  end
 end