<p><b>Interviewer:</b> Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight Mr Norman St John Polevaulter, who for the past few years has been contradicting people. Mr Polevaulter, why <em>do</em> you contradict people?</p>
<p><b>Norman:</b> I don’t. <sup><a href="#fn1" id="r1">[1]</a></sup></p>
<p><b>Interviewer:</b> You told me you did!</p>
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<p id="fn1"><a href="#r1">[1]</a> This is, naturally, a lie, but paradoxically if it were true he could not say so without contradicting the interviewer and thus making it false.</p>
</section><p><b>Customer</b>: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.</p>
<p><b>Shopkeeper</b>: I’m sorry?</p>
<p><b>Customer</b>: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.</p>
<p><b>Shopkeeper</b>: No no no, this is a tobacconist’s.</p>
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<p>In 1970, the British Empire lay in ruins, and foreign nationalists frequented the streets — many of them Hungarians (not the streets — the foreign nationals). Sadly, Alexander Yalt has been publishing incompetently-written phrase books.</p>
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