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 This simple NodeJS application will update your Github status with a randomly-selected one based on a theme.
 
 ## Status Groups
-There are currently 0 status groups. This program does not work because I can't think of any lol.
+There are currently 1 status group:
+
+- `pride` - a bunch of statuses based on pride :rainbow_flag:.
 
 ## Running
 To run this program *(e.g, on a server)*, you can clone the repo, add the [environmental variables](#environmental-variables) to a `.env` file, and run the following commands:
diff --git a/status.json b/status.json
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+{
+    "pride": [
+        { "emoji": "rainbow", "message":"Be gay, do crime." },
+        { "emoji": "rainbow_flag", "message": "Love is love." },
+        { "emoji": "rainbow_flag", "message": "Here and queer :)." }
+    ]
+}
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