It dawns upon you that you could be inside a gluten-sensitive marshmellow stomach so you begin to search for your box of Wheat Thins. Voila! There they are! Immediately you grind the salty gluten crackers into a fine powder and smear them all over the intestinal marshmellow walls. Sure enough, within seconds, the gooey walls begin to frighfully tremble with a horrible thunder. Boom!! You're ejected so fast from the marshmellow creature that it takes an hour to regain your vision. You find yourself next to a rusty dumpster in Times Square. The dumpster smells better than you.
Do you?
Walk to Starbucks and stand in line for an hour?
or