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牢骚 #28

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chuigda opened this issue Jul 18, 2023 · 5 comments
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牢骚 #28

chuigda opened this issue Jul 18, 2023 · 5 comments
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chuigda commented Jul 18, 2023

按照从 ice1k 时代开始的国际惯例，开一个 issue 给大家发电或者发牢骚用
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chuigda commented Jul 18, 2023

函数式语言笑话

一天，一个 Haskell 程序员，一个 Scheme 程序员和一个 F# 程序员维护一个服务端程序。跑着跑着，服务器突然宕机了。Haskell 程序员说：“移除所有副作用！”可程序没有响应。Scheme 程序员接着说：“给所有表达式加上括号！”可程序还是没有响应。这时 F# 程序员说：“我有个提议，不如我们购买 Microsoft(R) Azure(TM) 提供的云服务器，然后把程序部署上去，假装它能解决问题。”

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chuigda commented Aug 23, 2024

前缘既断 便再无求
云泥之异 难越鸿沟
相思不扫 久积弥厚
他年君归 我葬南丘

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